Bathtub: dedicated to Lim-Dul

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Bathtub: dedicated to Lim-Dul

Post  DarkRequiem on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:57 pm

There's a joke running around my playgroup saying that when one misbehaves and gives more attention to Magic than to the family the wife/girlfriend will force him to sleep on the bathtub.
This card serves those moments. It is utterly broken, we know, but it is a fitting punishment to all those who do it, starting an unwanted journey that will, sooner or later, allow them to find out their inner geek. If that happens they might get expelled from the forums because we don't allow geeks around here, ok???
Anyway, on with the card:

Bathtub 0
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Bathtub doesn't untap during the untap phase.
T: Turn on the faucet of cold water.

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dedicated to Lim-Dul

Post  Lim-Dul on Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:28 am

you just couldn't resist

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lol

Post  MaJin on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:07 am

Ya!!

You should do like thins.

T One Island: Turn cold water.
T One Mountain: Turn on hot chik.
lol!
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Post  DarkRequiem on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:29 am

Lim, the idea was yours. Razz

Hey, MaJin, he already has a chick. I doubt she'd enjoy sending Lim to the bathtub for the night and end up with all the wild screaming... FROM THE COLD WATER!!!! You perverted minds!!!

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deforming artifact

Post  Lim-Dul on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:31 am

ad another special abillity

RR: hot chic get's turned on enough to have "bathtub" become a Hottub jakuzi and cold watter into steam!!!
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Post  DarkRequiem on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:35 am

Yeah, yeah. The thing is that the red generated mana are two snow lands... Looks like you're in for a treat, all naked with all that snow. Brrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Razz

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Post  MaJin on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:19 am

Legendary Barrier Giant Hot Tub Jacuzzi c6


If Hot tub jacuzzi is in play when you play Giant Hot Tub Jacuzzi
Put 5 hot chick tokens in play with Banding.

Creatures canít attack because of the steam.

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Post  DarkRequiem on Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:29 pm

So, you want an orgy...

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Post  MaJin on Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:21 am

I just want some fun.
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Post  DarkRequiem on Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:56 am

Orgies are fun... Or so they say... Never been to one. Sad

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about a bathtub

Post  Lim-Dul on Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:31 pm

don't worry DarkRequiem, U are young,
many opportunities will come 4 U to travel to some greek island for example
lol!
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Post  DarkRequiem on Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:32 pm

That was a good one!!! But remember, the women that did it were british so anywhere there's a british gal, there's an opportunity. Twisted Evil

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Post  DarkRequiem on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:37 pm

This is the card's artwork:


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